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AhmedAdjusting Yourself - Man Lessons
November 6th 2006 01:43
Rawr, I am man!
Jeez, things sure are uncomfortable down there. Down in my genitalic area.
Let me just stick my hand in there and mix it all up.
Deorre from Man Lessons has some advice for those of us with Penile Positional Difficulties (PPD). Basically, he says, don't do it if girls are around, and wash your hands after.
From the post:
"So, what to do with the pesky dangle. We've all been trained not to dive our hand down into the crotch to re-adjust some renegade testicle that insists on being squished between the thighs. It looks "gross" we are told, and perhaps it will not be conducive to striking up a conversation with a girl."
Usually, I suggest to bloggers that pictures are almost necessary for your posts, but in this case, I think we can all agree that no one wants to see some mashed-up penis. At least, I don't. I just had lunch.
I've eaten penis, actually. Not in a sexual way, you freak... shee, you've got a one-track mind.
No, I was served some horse penis at a fancy restaurant in China. My hosts were struggling to contain their amusement at my discomfort, and I struggled to keep it down. For the record, penis is disgusting.
Jeez, things sure are uncomfortable down there. Down in my genitalic area.
Let me just stick my hand in there and mix it all up.
Deorre from Man Lessons has some advice for those of us with Penile Positional Difficulties (PPD). Basically, he says, don't do it if girls are around, and wash your hands after.
From the post:
"So, what to do with the pesky dangle. We've all been trained not to dive our hand down into the crotch to re-adjust some renegade testicle that insists on being squished between the thighs. It looks "gross" we are told, and perhaps it will not be conducive to striking up a conversation with a girl."
Usually, I suggest to bloggers that pictures are almost necessary for your posts, but in this case, I think we can all agree that no one wants to see some mashed-up penis. At least, I don't. I just had lunch.
I've eaten penis, actually. Not in a sexual way, you freak... shee, you've got a one-track mind.
No, I was served some horse penis at a fancy restaurant in China. My hosts were struggling to contain their amusement at my discomfort, and I struggled to keep it down. For the record, penis is disgusting.
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