Cibbuano
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AhmedBrazilian Wax - Health and Beauty
June 21st 2006 23:50
This started as an unassuming post about a bad self-wax job. Bunbury attempted to give herself a Brazilian, but mangled the procedure, leaving herself torn and wearied, too tired to finish off the job.
Read the Brazilian post!
From her monologue:
"Don't:
1) Buy wax which need heating. It'll stink up your microwave and your next lasagne will smell like melted plastic
2) Leave the wax on for too long or it'll be like sticking bubble gum in your nether regions
3) Cut your hair too short or leave them too long or you'll experience the full impact of Brazilian pain without pulling off one single strand"
If you ever have dinner at Bunbury's place, and she serves lasagne AND it smells like lavender - you know what she's been up to.
As I said, it started off as a normal post, but quickly the comments flared into an all-out assualt on genital hair fashion. As we speak, advice from all over Sydney is perpetuating the thread. Remember guys, we need to keep things tidy down there, too.
Read the Brazilian post!
From her monologue:
"Don't:
1) Buy wax which need heating. It'll stink up your microwave and your next lasagne will smell like melted plastic
2) Leave the wax on for too long or it'll be like sticking bubble gum in your nether regions
3) Cut your hair too short or leave them too long or you'll experience the full impact of Brazilian pain without pulling off one single strand"
If you ever have dinner at Bunbury's place, and she serves lasagne AND it smells like lavender - you know what she's been up to.
As I said, it started off as a normal post, but quickly the comments flared into an all-out assualt on genital hair fashion. As we speak, advice from all over Sydney is perpetuating the thread. Remember guys, we need to keep things tidy down there, too.
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