Cupcakes! - Food
May 9th 2006 22:19
My belly's a-rumblin', and reading Shani's post on Cupcakes on Pitt didn't help.
Shani's a little diabolical. Doesn't she know that I'm trying to eat fewer cupcakes? Why would she tempt me like this?
It's because she doesn't care. She doesn't care about my well-being, or yours. No, she wants us all to run to Cupcakes on Pitt and stuff our chubby faces with the sweet cupcakey manna on sale in the window.
A sample of her twisted post:
"These cup cakes are simply delightful!
They come in many inventive flavours which are rotated weekly. These include classic staples such as chocolate, vanilla and peppermint but also exciting new varieties such as lemon meringue, Oreo cookie and chai tea.
Each cup cake is delicately decorated accordingly. One of my all time favourites is the cherry ripe cupcake which is sprinkled with edible red glitter. (At least, I assumed it was edible.)"
sigh... I can't fight it any longer. This is my destiny.
I'll show Shani. I'll go to Cupcakes on Pitt and eat all the cupcakes in the window, then stand in the doorway cackling with peppermint icing on my face.
Then, Shani will run up, salivating and emaciated... 'Where are all the cupcakes?' she'll ask.
'I ate them all!' I taunt her sinisterly, 'Mwa ha ha ha ha!'
How much money do I need? Well, in the picture, there's three rows of cupcakes, 20 long and about 6 deep... um... say, 360 cupcakes x $3.50 per cupcake...
Yikes!
$1260!
Uh, I guess I'll have just one...
Shani's a little diabolical. Doesn't she know that I'm trying to eat fewer cupcakes? Why would she tempt me like this?
It's because she doesn't care. She doesn't care about my well-being, or yours. No, she wants us all to run to Cupcakes on Pitt and stuff our chubby faces with the sweet cupcakey manna on sale in the window.
A sample of her twisted post:
"These cup cakes are simply delightful!
They come in many inventive flavours which are rotated weekly. These include classic staples such as chocolate, vanilla and peppermint but also exciting new varieties such as lemon meringue, Oreo cookie and chai tea.
Each cup cake is delicately decorated accordingly. One of my all time favourites is the cherry ripe cupcake which is sprinkled with edible red glitter. (At least, I assumed it was edible.)"
sigh... I can't fight it any longer. This is my destiny.
I'll show Shani. I'll go to Cupcakes on Pitt and eat all the cupcakes in the window, then stand in the doorway cackling with peppermint icing on my face.
Then, Shani will run up, salivating and emaciated... 'Where are all the cupcakes?' she'll ask.
'I ate them all!' I taunt her sinisterly, 'Mwa ha ha ha ha!'
How much money do I need? Well, in the picture, there's three rows of cupcakes, 20 long and about 6 deep... um... say, 360 cupcakes x $3.50 per cupcake...
Yikes!
$1260!
Uh, I guess I'll have just one...
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