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Iran captured British soldiers, says Damo

April 3rd 2007 02:48
You're in boat. You're English. You're dreaming about fish and chips, and BAM! you get boarded by Iranians and detained for being in their 'waters'.

Their 'waters'. They have water? Of course, every country with a seaside view has waters, but it makes it sound like a kid in the swimming pool, peeing a yellow cloud around him. And if you accidentally swim in 'his waters', you'll get little-kid-urine all over your skin. And that's disgusting.

Damo has a lot to say about this conflict:
Iran versus Britain in the rhetorical war


The part that freaks me out is that people suspect the Iranians are torturing the soldiers, making them confess. Damn, can't we just stop torturing people for just one second? Here we are, thousands of years into civilization, and we're still shoving bamboo shoots under people's fingernails.

The Americans certainly don't hesitate with the torture, though they make sure that it doesn't leave any marks... hence the infamous waterboarding scheme.

Don't forget, kids - Dick Cheney said waterboarding is not torture... especially if you've got some POWs with good information. It's not torture, it's fun for the whole family!

I think it would make more sense if waterboarding was done' with water taken from the Iranian waters.








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Comment by Kleonaptra

April 3rd 2007 02:59
Im with you on this one. The human race has an unholy obsession with torturing people for information that does not exist.
I have my theories on it...None of them pretty.

Comment by Ahmed

April 3rd 2007 03:21
I love it how the Democrat senator exclaimed at an interview that while george bush was legalizing torture the country was turning to 'dancing with the stars' (this was based on ratings of two channels, one had dancing and the other had the news report).

Good god man, people are losing their rights left right front'n center and people would rather watch a nobody celebrity do the hokey f'n pokey.

Comment by Cibbuano

April 3rd 2007 04:06
How about a new reality TV show: Torturing the Stars?

No physical marks left behind!


Comment by Damo

April 3rd 2007 04:23
Its not torture for torture sake.
It is nuturing the inner saddist.

Welcome to Hell, Your hot poker and drowning tank are to the left. You can pick your entrails after we have confirmed that actually know nothing.

Comment by Cibbuano

April 3rd 2007 21:53
thanks for the link, Ahmed.

It's been well-known for decades that torture only gives false information. Hence, the CIA believing in WDMs.


Comment by Deorre

April 5th 2007 22:34
I hear Iranian water is particularly wicked.

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