Lindsay Lohan Wink - Hunt Famous
May 16th 2006 00:22
Grrrr... I hate the new, coke-ified version of Lindsay Lohan. I prefered the other, chubbier, healthier-looking one.
Today on Hunt Famous, Jessica found the link between Lindsay Lohan and her excerable movies.
Yes, Jessica found that the last three of Lohan's movie posters involve her winking. She said:
"It has been said that producers are trying to see if they can trademark 'The Wink' as a movie poster marketing look. Lindsay has also been seen with 'The Wink' in several candid paparazzi shots in the past, which may also explain the image of her used in the Just My Luck movie poster."
Yes! Trademark the wink!
What's next? Trademark Michael Douglas' indigestion?
Trademark Hugh Jackman's hay fever?
Hell, I should get on this gravy train. I have a plethora of facial expressions and spasms that could be copyrighted. Sorry, movie studios, no more smiling. I trademarked it.
Sorry, Sean Connery, I'm patenting the one-eyebrow raise. James Bond owes me $1.4 million.
Ack! Lohan!
She's better than Paris Hilton, admittedly, but that's like saying, what would you rather eat, a slice of human kidney or human liver?
In my case, liver, please.
Yes, Jessica found that the last three of Lohan's movie posters involve her winking. She said:
"It has been said that producers are trying to see if they can trademark 'The Wink' as a movie poster marketing look. Lindsay has also been seen with 'The Wink' in several candid paparazzi shots in the past, which may also explain the image of her used in the Just My Luck movie poster."
Yes! Trademark the wink!
What's next? Trademark Michael Douglas' indigestion?
Trademark Hugh Jackman's hay fever?
Hell, I should get on this gravy train. I have a plethora of facial expressions and spasms that could be copyrighted. Sorry, movie studios, no more smiling. I trademarked it.
Sorry, Sean Connery, I'm patenting the one-eyebrow raise. James Bond owes me $1.4 million.
Ack! Lohan!
She's better than Paris Hilton, admittedly, but that's like saying, what would you rather eat, a slice of human kidney or human liver?
In my case, liver, please.
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Comment by Orido
Is it just me or did Lohan - pre anorexic days - looked a lot like JoJo that singer?
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