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AhmedOne of the Boys - A Word From The Wise
February 5th 2007 02:09
I've known a couple of girls that have tried to be one of the boys. You know, a tomboy. A bud, a pal, a dude, a mate. Someone to drink beer and watch Zoolander with. A girl that doesn't need an hour to get ready, and one that doesn't disapprove when you get momentarily mesmerized by passing cleavage.
Joanna, on Words To The Wise, warns girls that it's not necessarily a great place to be, one of the boys. She's been there, and she'd just rather be a girl.
Some of the girls that I've known have made it pretty far... watching football and basketball, while yelling angry curses at the opposing team. But somewhere, they draw the line.
'Let's drink beer!' someone suggests.
'OK!' chorus the boys and the girls-who-want-to-be-boys.
'Let's get drunk and watch the Die Hard Trilogy!' someone suggests after the beer.
'OK!' chorus the boys and the girls-who-want-to-be-boys.
'Let's get drunk and watch porn!' suggest the same person after the last Die Hard movie.
'OK!' chorus the boys, while the girls are oddly silent. A porno DVD is turned on, and the atmosphere is decidedly clammy.
'Her boobs are so fake. They're disgusting.' clamours one of the ladies.
'Uh, yeah...' replies one of the guys. The rest of them are focused on the action.
More drinking. Then 'Let's get drunk and go to a club and pretend to be English and pick up some chicks, take them back to a hotel room, give it to them anally, then stick them with the hotel bill!'
'YEAH!' scream the guys, all wound up.
'What!? You're all disgusting! How could you do that to a person? What's the matter with you!? You should be ashamed!!' the girls scream, 'UGH! We're LEAVING!'
Anyway, that never happened.
If you've got the time, Joanna has written a lot of interesting posts, worth reading, despite the text colours that are miserably painful to read. Cyan on white? That's migraine territory.
Joanna, on Words To The Wise, warns girls that it's not necessarily a great place to be, one of the boys. She's been there, and she'd just rather be a girl.
Some of the girls that I've known have made it pretty far... watching football and basketball, while yelling angry curses at the opposing team. But somewhere, they draw the line.
'Let's drink beer!' someone suggests.
'OK!' chorus the boys and the girls-who-want-to-be-boys.
'Let's get drunk and watch the Die Hard Trilogy!' someone suggests after the beer.
'OK!' chorus the boys and the girls-who-want-to-be-boys.
'Let's get drunk and watch porn!' suggest the same person after the last Die Hard movie.
'OK!' chorus the boys, while the girls are oddly silent. A porno DVD is turned on, and the atmosphere is decidedly clammy.
'Her boobs are so fake. They're disgusting.' clamours one of the ladies.
'Uh, yeah...' replies one of the guys. The rest of them are focused on the action.
More drinking. Then 'Let's get drunk and go to a club and pretend to be English and pick up some chicks, take them back to a hotel room, give it to them anally, then stick them with the hotel bill!'
'YEAH!' scream the guys, all wound up.
'What!? You're all disgusting! How could you do that to a person? What's the matter with you!? You should be ashamed!!' the girls scream, 'UGH! We're LEAVING!'
Anyway, that never happened.
If you've got the time, Joanna has written a lot of interesting posts, worth reading, despite the text colours that are miserably painful to read. Cyan on white? That's migraine territory.
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Comment by katyzzz
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And teaching girls what they need to be taught.
Fortunately not all men are like that but they don't go for those kinds of girls, the next thing you hear is "Why can't we get a bloke? Come on. Grow up girls and avoid those kind of guys like the plague, which probably goes beyond what Cibby had to say.
Well done, Cib, and thanks from all the girls who need to be told.
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