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Mr Nice Guy
AhmedProfessional manipulation
July 19th 2006 05:40
Found on Mirror Mirror On The Wall: a link to Kiss & Blog, self-defined as "Singles banter by a man and a woman baffled by the opposite sex".
Professional Manipulation
A very thorough and, well, demanding, guide to giving your girl the dizzying heights of ecstasy. No secret oils or code words... just simple attention and, dammit, exercises to strengthen your tongue.
"The main thing is to remember to *feel* her through your hands. Which sounds kind of dumb, but some guys apparently give massages like their kneading bread dough or tenderizing meat. That's a person you're working on there, slick."
Kneading bread dough is a great way to relieve stress, especially when you punch it, or throw it up in the air and roundhouse kick it. Massaging a woman, on the other hand, is a fine balance between showing the strength in your hands and communicating a gentler side of your caveman persona.
And an exhaustive guide to giving good oral sex, without tracing letters, or humming, or getting nasty.
"If the planets align, which happens a time or two a month, I can keep her coming so long and so deep that she's effectively 'come'd out' - by the time I finish oral she's just a completely limp twitching mess."
Mon Dieu! This guy must be earning his shiny pennies!
Professional Manipulation
A very thorough and, well, demanding, guide to giving your girl the dizzying heights of ecstasy. No secret oils or code words... just simple attention and, dammit, exercises to strengthen your tongue.
"The main thing is to remember to *feel* her through your hands. Which sounds kind of dumb, but some guys apparently give massages like their kneading bread dough or tenderizing meat. That's a person you're working on there, slick."
Kneading bread dough is a great way to relieve stress, especially when you punch it, or throw it up in the air and roundhouse kick it. Massaging a woman, on the other hand, is a fine balance between showing the strength in your hands and communicating a gentler side of your caveman persona.
And an exhaustive guide to giving good oral sex, without tracing letters, or humming, or getting nasty.
"If the planets align, which happens a time or two a month, I can keep her coming so long and so deep that she's effectively 'come'd out' - by the time I finish oral she's just a completely limp twitching mess."
Mon Dieu! This guy must be earning his shiny pennies!
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