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Scream Queens and a response to the Horrorphile

January 8th 2007 02:02
Jaime Lee Curtis young and beautiful
One of the most important pieces of a successful horror movie, you could argue, is the presence of the innocent female. For some reason, there has to be the good girl, the one that screams bloody hell.


Sometimes, she gets killed. Sometimes, she's the only survivor.

Bryn asks a good question: who is the best?

Well, his question is nebulous at best. After reading his post, I'm not sure if he's asking who is the best screamer, or who just has the bustiest figure. Both are good questions, though, and, if I had the rabid obsession with horror like Bryn, I'd get to the bottom of it.

Instead, I'll throw one back at Bryn. There's a terrible horror/comedy called Club Dread. It's not scary, nor funny, but I still enjoyed it.

Two actresses, Brittany Daniel and Lindsay Price, play two different good girls. One makes it, and the other doesn't. It's tough knowing that a beautiful woman is going to die, but luckily, there's enough subtle jokes in Club Dread to push it all away.

Brittany Daniel
Lindsay Price album



Neither actress is voluptuous or busty... they're lean and tanned on this tropical resort, and it makes you want to climb on top of a barrel full of apples and paddle your way to Costa Rica.
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Comment by Bryn

January 9th 2007 00:09
I saw this title awhile back at the video store, has the women hiding the large knife behidn her back staring at a bunch of guys standing between coconut trees, right?
I agree, both women look very ravishing in that slim tan way ...
Of course I was being highly contentious with my post ... but yes, another of the slim tan breed of scream queen is Rachel McAdams in Red Eye ....
At the end of the night, it's not how big the bust is at all, it's how blood curdling the scream is ... but it makes for an arousing scare to have an ample bosom heaving while she lets fly with the vocal chords!

Comment by Cibbuano

January 9th 2007 00:19
I'll bring the DVD for you next time.

Rachel McAdams, I saw her in The Wedding Crashers... she's ok.


Comment by Bryn

January 9th 2007 23:45
There's apparently a very buxom blonde in Wedding Crashers ... a stripper?? someone who bares her bust?? I saw her in Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning, she's got a funny name ... ?

Comment by Cibbuano

January 9th 2007 23:53
Bryn, there are many. There's a montage of a bunch of topless girls falling on beds. It's fun!


Comment by Bryn

January 10th 2007 00:00
Righto. One for a rainy day, methinks.

Comment by Cibbuano

January 10th 2007 00:03
yeah... even though it's a predictable Hollywood movie, I get some entertainment out of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson working together. Some great dialogue..

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