Scream Queens and a response to the Horrorphile
January 8th 2007 02:02
One of the most important pieces of a successful horror movie, you could argue, is the presence of the innocent female. For some reason, there has to be the good girl, the one that screams bloody hell.
Sometimes, she gets killed. Sometimes, she's the only survivor.
Bryn asks a good question: who is the best?
Well, his question is nebulous at best. After reading his post, I'm not sure if he's asking who is the best screamer, or who just has the bustiest figure. Both are good questions, though, and, if I had the rabid obsession with horror like Bryn, I'd get to the bottom of it.
Instead, I'll throw one back at Bryn. There's a terrible horror/comedy called Club Dread. It's not scary, nor funny, but I still enjoyed it.
Two actresses, Brittany Daniel and Lindsay Price, play two different good girls. One makes it, and the other doesn't. It's tough knowing that a beautiful woman is going to die, but luckily, there's enough subtle jokes in Club Dread to push it all away.
Neither actress is voluptuous or busty... they're lean and tanned on this tropical resort, and it makes you want to climb on top of a barrel full of apples and paddle your way to Costa Rica.
Sometimes, she gets killed. Sometimes, she's the only survivor.
Bryn asks a good question: who is the best?
Well, his question is nebulous at best. After reading his post, I'm not sure if he's asking who is the best screamer, or who just has the bustiest figure. Both are good questions, though, and, if I had the rabid obsession with horror like Bryn, I'd get to the bottom of it.
Instead, I'll throw one back at Bryn. There's a terrible horror/comedy called Club Dread. It's not scary, nor funny, but I still enjoyed it.
Two actresses, Brittany Daniel and Lindsay Price, play two different good girls. One makes it, and the other doesn't. It's tough knowing that a beautiful woman is going to die, but luckily, there's enough subtle jokes in Club Dread to push it all away.
Neither actress is voluptuous or busty... they're lean and tanned on this tropical resort, and it makes you want to climb on top of a barrel full of apples and paddle your way to Costa Rica.
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Comment by Bryn
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I agree, both women look very ravishing in that slim tan way ...
Of course I was being highly contentious with my post ... but yes, another of the slim tan breed of scream queen is Rachel McAdams in Red Eye ....
At the end of the night, it's not how big the bust is at all, it's how blood curdling the scream is ... but it makes for an arousing scare to have an ample bosom heaving while she lets fly with the vocal chords!
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Rachel McAdams, I saw her in The Wedding Crashers... she's ok.
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