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Split Ends - Health and Beauty

July 25th 2006 03:13
Got split ends?

Yeah, me too.

Bunbury's got all the answers to your split-never-ending needs. So, no more splits, thanks.

It's weird for me to read articles like this....since I keep my head shaved, I don't have any of these hair-related woes. As a result, the entire hair-product world is cold and alien to me.

Conditioner? Sure, whatever. I'd be happy cracking an egg on my scalp and rinsing it off. Clean enough for me.

Bunbury takes hair very seriously:


"Split ends happend because your hair has been abused. It gets pissed off and initiaties a self destruction process similar to a Seppuku; slicing itself in half and rupturing its innards. This will no doubt greatly displease the grower of the hair. It is thus avenged by its own heroic martyrdom."


Each split end, she seems to believe, is a little Mel Gibson, screaming 'Freedom' to the English tyranny of her scalp.

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Comment by Bunbury

July 25th 2006 06:31
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CONDITION ME!!!!!!!!

Comment by Cibbuano

July 25th 2006 23:02
ha ha!

that's what the war was really about!


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