Cibbuano
Mr Nice Guy
AhmedTop Ten Webcomics
July 16th 2007 02:33
I ran into JoshZ one day in a dirty alley in Redfern.
'Ima gonna bash ya bro! Gimme ya wallet!... oh, hi Josh! Gee, what are you doing here?' I said flustered and caught off guard.
'Uh, nothing. Just meeting a friend, you know, you know...' he replied as he picked up his thrown change from the ground.
We got to a-talkin', and realized that we both read some of the same webcomics.
'Whee!' we both exclaimed.
I suggested that he write up a Top 10 Webcomics post for his Orble blog, which he came through on.
He suggested that I find a new 'method' of employment. We laughed at first, but then the awkward silence spread over the night like a thick fog obscuring the reflection off a pool.
'Well, I better be going,' Josh started, 'After all, I don't want to miss my, er, friend.'
'Wait! Joshz,' I stopped him as he turned to leave, 'Neville said that you've got some money for me.'
'What? Cibbuano, there's no cash here. Here, there's no cash. Cash NO.'
'You'd better get some money before I break both yer legs.'
The sound of plops echoes through Eveleigh street, strange, but not unusual.
'Josh,' I manage, 'Josh! If you stabbing me, you're going to kill me.'
Also: this guy put together a list of his favourite 20 Penny Arcade strips.
'Ima gonna bash ya bro! Gimme ya wallet!... oh, hi Josh! Gee, what are you doing here?' I said flustered and caught off guard.
'Uh, nothing. Just meeting a friend, you know, you know...' he replied as he picked up his thrown change from the ground.
We got to a-talkin', and realized that we both read some of the same webcomics.
'Whee!' we both exclaimed.
I suggested that he write up a Top 10 Webcomics post for his Orble blog, which he came through on.
He suggested that I find a new 'method' of employment. We laughed at first, but then the awkward silence spread over the night like a thick fog obscuring the reflection off a pool.
'Well, I better be going,' Josh started, 'After all, I don't want to miss my, er, friend.'
'Wait! Joshz,' I stopped him as he turned to leave, 'Neville said that you've got some money for me.'
'What? Cibbuano, there's no cash here. Here, there's no cash. Cash NO.'
'You'd better get some money before I break both yer legs.'
The sound of plops echoes through Eveleigh street, strange, but not unusual.
'Josh,' I manage, 'Josh! If you stabbing me, you're going to kill me.'
Also: this guy put together a list of his favourite 20 Penny Arcade strips.
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I have to do a top twenty now? I wasn't stabbing hard enough or often enough. This is a mistake that will NOT be repeated.
On the subject of Penny Arcade, I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH!!
Thanks for the props to my site,
JZ