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Your Child and Your Partner - Chatter on Children

September 11th 2006 02:16
Whew, I don't have any kids.

It's not easy, apparently, to raise them. I mean, you can't just dump Corn Flakes and milk in a trough, and leave them be for a week. Did you know that?

Baby horses can walk after being born. Baby turtles crawl by themselves back to the sea. Humans, in comparison, are useless.

Cinico has some good advice for single parents trying to introduce their child to the new boy/girlfriend. At least, I have to assume it's good advice. I mean, I'd just rather say, 'Kid, this is the new girlfriend. Bring us two martinis, please.'


Some would say that's cruel.

I just think it's a good use of available labour. After all, if I didn't tip the kid, the economy might fall. And then how would we buy our overpriced bananas?

From the post:


"Limit affectionate moves to hand-holding, cuddling and ‘tame’ kissing. This will save you having to explain things that are not necessary at this point.

You may find that your child will become jealous over the affectionate actions between you and your partner – include them in hugs and make sure you are openly affectionate with your child when your partner is around."


This is just good advice for anyone. That means you, couple on the train making out like hungry hyenas.
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Comment by Cinico

September 11th 2006 03:35
Thanks for the honour Cibbuano!

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September 11th 2006 03:54

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